the buzzard goes after the crescent moon
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Digital artists, what program do you use?
Procreate
Photoshop
Clip Studio Paint
Ibis Paint X
Paint Tool Sai
GIMP
Other (comment)
Multiple (comment)
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There is nothing a child could ever do to deserve abuse. You did not deserve any of it. I promise.
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- 20 hours ago
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It’s my birthday today (turning 29) and here is my profile picture for you 😬🤲
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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
money pigeon brings good tidings
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- 20 hours ago
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I just gave myself a weird thought. I hadn’t done this in a while, but sometimes I conceptualize age and time by thinking about when someone was born realitive to both when I was born and today.
So, like, in 32, I was born in 1990 (I turn 33 in a month), so someone who was 32 in 1990 was born in 1958. 1958 feels like so much further away from 1990 than 2023 is from 1990. I don’t know how to explain it.
Like, 1990 is very different from today and a lot has happened in my lifetime, but I feel like 1958 to 1990 so fucking mucg happened and society went through such dramatic, drastic changes in that time. Idk.
I’m older than my parents were when they had me.
- 20 hours ago
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if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
They ship of theseus’d my girl
Can’t have shit in Detroit
this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.
call that the meme of theseus thesis
tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat
my naym is ship
and when i’m broke
the broken part
from me they tokereplace the part
had been the plan
but in the morn
hand door car man*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go
We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this
no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure
*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see
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oh so when a so-called “ARCHAEOLOGIST” goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled “MUSEUMS” it’s all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-
Bro if I die you can raid my tomb
thank you so much! you wouldn’t have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD’S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?
Nah bro you’re cool
sweet! now if you’ll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:
Yessiree
hey what’s your name there
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- 20 hours ago
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like “gatorade is bad actually!” and “don’t drink fruit juice it’ll just dehydrate you!” and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there’s apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that’s simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won’t do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won’t completely dehydrate you as long as you’re also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can’t go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn’t an every day drink, but guess what: if it’s 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don’t have AC, or you’re moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you’re sweating buckets: that’s when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren’t doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you’re sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that’s intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that’s its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It’s fine if you drink things that aren’t water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn’t going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you’re doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
At parks job I worked long summer shifts in one of the driest places on earth, and even with plenty of water I felt parched and miserable at the end of each day. Then the boss brought in Gatorade and I stopped feeling parched even though I had been drinking water regularly.
You can buy electrolyte water that isn’t sugary or sweetened, btw. I used to get the life water stuff bc it was cheaper than Gatorade, but Gatorade was still more refreshing
another time, I worked a mexican wedding in intense heat and they had a giant platter of sliced pineapple for anyone to eat. I was like a hummingbird around it, it was amazing in those temperatures, one of my favorite work nights
Can believe people would lie about fruit and Gatorade, but wow are they dumb
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